miscellaneous thoughts on my evolving relationship with plan c

SEX WITH ANIMALS
Plan C often likes to imagine how shocked our children would be if they knew what we were doing, e.g. spontaneously deciding to have oral sex on the sofa at 11 in the morning.
I also like to try to shock Plan C, arguing (as I did that morning) that anything [...]

bed matters (+ bedlinen update)

In the middle of the night between Sunday and Monday, Performer started talking — in his sleep — about his son Adam.  He spoke a few long sentences, in a very serious tone, and the only word I remembered was the name ’Adam.’
It occurred to me later that he thought I was Becky (his almost-ex), and he wanted [...]