I hate meat, patriotism, sunshine, heat, and (therefore) the Fourth of July.
Performer hates dogs and Halloween.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being Like Totally Unamerican, how unamerican are Performer and I together?
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October 16, 2007 at 6:03 pm
Sunshine I like, so long as I’m not in it. Heat ain’t so great, I agree. But meat and patriotism? C’mon!
October 16, 2007 at 6:19 pm
so give us a combined ranking!
October 16, 2007 at 8:59 pm
What, you don’t paint your face and go to sporting events on the 4th? Shock! I’m not a fan of halloween, either (but I have dressed up for it the last two years … I guess I don’t like the ghoulish aspect). I like sunshine and hanging out with friends and drinking (a little) beer or white wine–and 7/04 is a good excuse for that. But I’m hardly American, as I am a Californian and didn’t have turkey for Thanksgiving until aged 23 or so (while living in Prague–go figure!).
October 17, 2007 at 12:23 am
No turkey!! that’s shocking — and i’m a vegetarian! but my patriotic feelings kick in once a year and trump my vegetarianism, so i have turkey on thanksgiving. and i do like halloween….some day we must meet and discuss these matters in greater detail than this format allows….come east and i’ll serve you a bottle of 2007 diet coke.
October 17, 2007 at 12:33 am
I accept! Perhaps when I am on my book tour. (will first have to conjure wildly successful book out of thin air) I have never been to NYC, which surely rivals both you and Performer for being the most unAmerican quality of all.
October 17, 2007 at 1:15 am
why not come in early december for some christmas shopping? whatever, you’ve got to visit. i even have a six-pack of OLD coke (!) from about 1983 that i was going to sell on ebay, but if you come east, i’ll uncork a bottle for you. now that’s a temptation, isn’t it?!
October 23, 2007 at 10:41 pm
Alas! This is the busiest time of year for me and my boss is leaving in December which means … lots of work for me. I would love to see NYC in December, though! and that vintage coke sounds enchanting.
October 23, 2007 at 11:17 pm
i’ll uncork (
) it for you Whenever you visit. I’ll have a swig, too.