******* geriatric SEX! yeah. Part 2 of an interview with mimi about her (relatively) new relationship

You promised you’d talk about sex if we continued the interview.

I don’t remember making any such promise.

You absolutely did! it’s on the record! you posted it!

Not exactly: when you complained that I hadn’t said anything about sex, I pointed out that you hadn’t asked. There was no promise made.

You think like a lawyer.

I come from a long line of lawyers, but I’m not one myself.

See? you’re getting away from the subject again.

Who brought up the idea of lawyers??

Okay. Mimi: tell me about your sex life with Performer.

Could you be more specific?

What does he do that you like?

Oh god. I should never have asked you to be specific. Okay. Well. First of all, I like his body. I wouldn’t call it beautiful. As I believe I said in my post about our first date, it’s not the kind of body that you would turn around on the street to admire. It’s not that it’s aesthetic. It’s just that I love it, and it satisfies me. On our very first date I found his right shoulder very attractive.

His right shoulder?????

Yes. It’s very hairy.

You’re into hairy septuagenarian shoulders??

So it would seem.

Oy. I don’t know how we can continue this conversation.

That’s your problem.

Um, okay. What is it about the shoulder?

I don’t know. Maybe that’s it’s warm and — No. Maybe because once he’s that naked, he’s embracing me, and I like the feel of the hair. It’s very masculine.

And, uh, the right shoulder is hairier than the left, and therefore more attractive?

Yes. Or maybe it’s just that the way we embrace, I feel that shoulder more.

I don’t know where to go from here.

Ask me about his other body parts.

Good idea. What other parts of his body do you like?

I like his *a***.

Okay. Now we’re getting somewhere. Tell me what you like about them.

Well, they’re very sensitive. I know that hardly makes him unique among men, but he makes his pleasure at being touched so clear and audible.

Keep going…

One of the things I liked about him on our first date, when we were making out on the sofa, was that he seemed incredibly happy about every touch and every kiss. He was incredibly appreciative. He made it clear I was making him very happy, and that was great encouragement and also made me very happy.

Was that unusual in your experience?

Well, you know, since last July, the only man I’d made out with was Rolly, and he never gave me that impression. Not at all. And oh yes, there was Man 1 just before Performer, but that was a fly-by-night sort of date.

Hmmm.

And we’re both still like that.

Who? Like what?

Performer and I. Very appreciative of one another. We make it clear when we really like something.

Oh?

Yes. I was saying to Performer last night that he was getting really good at making me happy, and he said he just followed the sounds…

So is this better sex than you’ve ever had before in your life?

I don’t know. I can’t remember.

Yeah, I guess when you’re 60 it gets difficult…

I don’t know why it’s hard to compare, but it is.

Is it different in any way?

Performer says there’s more talking during sex than he’s had before. He likes that. He says it’s good.

Talking?

Well, it’s not like we’re reciting alternate paragraphs of the Gettysburg Address or analyzing Jackson Pollack’s development…

Or comparing the Democratic presidential candidates’ healthcare plans…

You’re wrong there. That’s exactly what we do. Between orgasms, we discuss the role of the drug and insurance industries in –

Mimiiiiiii…

Yeah?

Tell me what you and Performer talk about during sex.

What do you think we talk about? do you think we recite alternate paragraphs of the Gettys-

Please.

We talk about sex, Dodohead! what else? Little comments, just brief ones, about what was good, what we liked. It’s always positive; we don’t say, stop stroking my ***** or stroke it in the other direction. We just make little encouraging and appreciative comments that are also edifying.

“Edifying.”

Yes. Edifying.

I think I need a break. This conversation is exhausting me.

Your call.

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